Not quite the partridge in the pear tree. Who else is as happy about being stuck in the house this year as we are?
Here’s a short breakdown of how it goes south fast.
- COVID=QUARANTINE
- QUARANTINE=NOONE LEAVING, EVER
- QUARANTINE ALSO=BOREDOM
- NOONE LEAVING=A WHOLE LOT OF PLUMBING ACTION
- BOREDOM=INTERESTING, UNFORTUNATE YET SOMETIMES ENTERTAINING PLUMBING DECISIONS
When that hot wheels gets lodged in the toilet, that dog gets a spa day in the sink, the soap gets added to the toilet tank, or maybe, just maybe, the husband tries to fix something and the tool ends up somewhere it shouldn’t.
That’s where we come in.